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  • if i didnt draw the state and a leftward arrow, id probably fel the same discomfort as if i didnt cross out the days in the color of that month. […]

    Calendeering

    if i didnt draw the state and a leftward arrow, id probably fel the same discomfort as if i didnt cross out the days in the color of that month. […]

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  • Just punched a hawk in the face. Heard chickens freaking out and banging the window cove for cover, looked out and a snowy gray speckled bird with claws was dive […]

    I beat up Hawks

    Just punched a hawk in the face. Heard chickens freaking out and banging the window cove for cover, looked out and a snowy gray speckled bird with claws was dive […]

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  • By an artist coming soon to the internet. Details on him as they develop…

    Jungle Emo gets Painted

    By an artist coming soon to the internet. Details on him as they develop…

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  • On DRUGS. the best drug there is: Richard Bushnell. Warning, Richard Bushnell may cause heartburn, nausea, panic attacks, a dilated rectum and/or vaginal bleeding, drowsiness, muscle fatigue, an erection that […]

    Doing Drugs

    On DRUGS. the best drug there is: Richard Bushnell. Warning, Richard Bushnell may cause heartburn, nausea, panic attacks, a dilated rectum and/or vaginal bleeding, drowsiness, muscle fatigue, an erection that […]

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  • Skipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […]

    Body Training

    Skipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […]

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  • in hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […]

    Powder Bomb

    in hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […]

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  • Fact: my former iPod Mini (green), Classic (white) and Touch (black) were named Luke, Anakin & Vader. My current iPod, iPhone and iPad are named Anchor, Lifeboat & Titanic so […]

    Apple Names

    Fact: my former iPod Mini (green), Classic (white) and Touch (black) were named Luke, Anakin & Vader. My current iPod, iPhone and iPad are named Anchor, Lifeboat & Titanic so […]

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  • I wonder if anyones ever gotten really mad at a schizophrenic and rhetorically shouted “Who do you think you are!?” but then received a really bizarre response that revealed the […]

    Skitzo Manners

    I wonder if anyones ever gotten really mad at a schizophrenic and rhetorically shouted “Who do you think you are!?” but then received a really bizarre response that revealed the […]

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  • tonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […]

    Puff the Magic Pothead

    tonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […]

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  • Wheeler: what does machismo mean? Me: the root word is ‘macho’. it means being overly manly and usually a jerk. why? Wheeler: cuz some chick at the bar said it […]

    Esoteric Machismo Lulz and Lulls

    Wheeler: what does machismo mean? Me: the root word is ‘macho’. it means being overly manly and usually a jerk. why? Wheeler: cuz some chick at the bar said it […]

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