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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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My one day trashy Mullet cut
Posted on September 12, 2010 | No CommentsI finally got my haircut by the best hair stylist this side of the Mason Dixon line but she had to go to a bridesmaids dress thing with our friend […] -
Talkers that like to talk
Posted on September 1, 2010 | No CommentsI always get suckered into conversations where the person pretends like they’re gonna talk to you about one thing they want to tell you but really go on 18 tangents […] -
Real men swim home
Posted on August 29, 2010 | No CommentsStill in Missouri and was out on the good old glorious mucky liquid mud that is Lake Saint Louis all afternoon. After dropping off the dead weight (see: “females”), we […] -
Fat is clogging my body
Posted on August 27, 2010 | No CommentsHaving sharp pains in the heart. idk why. ive only been exercising 90% less and eaten nothing but fast food burgers, fries and chicken fingers for a week. whats the […] -
Can you spot the difference(s)?
Posted on August 22, 2010 | No Comments? one of these things is not like the other ? …. which two are Missouri boys, and which one moved to southern California?…. -
Texan Bobcat
Posted on August 19, 2010 | No CommentsCheck out this crazy bobcat just prowling around my parents front yard here in Texas…. -
Lets exchange gifts. I want an iPad….
Posted on August 13, 2010 | No CommentsWhere my friends who make a decent living at? lets have a Christmas-in-August party and gimmie an iPad. i’ll gift you back something of equal value. or just give you […] -
Quit putting your worries on blast
Posted on August 12, 2010 | No CommentsPro tip for all of you internetties: quit using social networking sites to cry yourself a river over every little negative thing in your life. what makes you think its […] -
Texas for a day
Posted on August 11, 2010 | No CommentsJust landed into Dallas and ate a steak bigger than my head. mmm. my hair might be gaytacular but my appetite is still in Lumberjack mode. time for some man […]