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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Theres no smart test to use Facebook
Posted on August 3, 2010 | No CommentsThese two comment threads happened at the same time as she commented on my status and one of my pictures posted from a few months ago. thought i had heard […] -
My starchy fruity diet
Posted on August 2, 2010 | No CommentsEating a plate of bacon before bed. because i can. and because i had nothing but carbs (bread and noodles) all day. but mostly just because i can. also on […] -
Anna is funny
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No CommentsRussian Anna is taking me to this crazy cool secret place in the hills that she’s talked about but… daylight is going away.. so we had this exchange on the […] -
Chicks dont stop calling
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Commentslooks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me). dont feel bad for her. she was […] -
Fun with inferiority complexes
Posted on July 27, 2010 | No CommentsAwkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as […] -
Golfcart dog walkin
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Commentsjust ran outside with my camera to try to snag a snapshot but they were too far down the road and about to turn a corner so you have to […] -
The Onceler is the tragic hero in The Lorax
Posted on July 21, 2010 | No Commentsshowing The Lorax to the 5yr old twin cousins and teaching them the opposite of the hippie moral: nature only exists for us to commandeer, make use of. Plants and […] -
Panda Depressed
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsPanda Express, you’re fkkn ridiculous. no pork fried rice? seriously? you’re so lame. don’t think we’re not fighting just cuz i got 4 other entrees and 2 sides and packed […] -
If I was a big fat fatty…
Posted on July 15, 2010 | No CommentsA friend tagged me and uploaded this to facebook (well, to be accurate: they did that in the reverse order) and it took me over a minute to digest this […]