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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Food survey…
Posted on July 12, 2010 | No Commentswhen you’re eating food and you pretend that it’s alive, what is the ratio of how often you pretend the food *wants* to be eaten and the remaining are scrambling […] -
Operation Lemon Drop
Posted on July 11, 2010 | No Commentsi stole some lemons from the neighbors yard in my ninja garb and it was so dark out that i leaned my face RIGHT into a freakin branch. its very […] -
Crazy bitches
Posted on July 9, 2010 | No CommentsFor those of you not friends with me on Facebook, here’s the kind of stuff you miss out on: actually just literally said “you’re SO fucking crazy, you crazy fucking […] -
Beach Monster sighting…
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No CommentsIs it just me? maybe. or maybe i’ve stumbled onto something big… -
Malibu money and Narcissists
Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Commentsit’s chilly and windy out. “lets go to Malibu” wouldn’t have been my first choice. but that’s whats happening. and it’s happening now… while i’m on the subject: how are […] -
Happy Birthday A’mirka
Posted on July 4, 2010 | No Commentsthere are only like* 4 countries that DONT claim themselves as the “best” country ever either by design or divine grant, yet the only one who gets beef for saying […] -
I made a…rash decision
Posted on July 3, 2010 | No Commentsalternate title: Rasha mahasha smasha Ichy McRedder… i havent had a visible patch in 9 years so i tried to keep myself in denial the past 2 days but my […] -
Everyone leaving LA for the 4th
Posted on July 3, 2010 | No CommentsMy Facebook status lamenting the Los Angeles exodus for the 4th of July spawned a friend in the UK to make a good comment, though with an unfortunate replacement for […] -
Old School (literally): Winter Sports Dance
Posted on July 2, 2010 | No CommentsThis was just tagged of me on Facebook. mostly forgot about it and actually, didn’t believe it was me at first. -
Facebook ditching bitches
Posted on July 1, 2010 | No Commentsyou girls who delete or block me when you get a new boyfriend are some lame ass cowardly whores. these are not ex’s or ex-hook-ups. these are fake ass bitches […]