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Sleep…
Posted on March 29, 2010 | No Commentsim sorry Awake. i just cant do this anymore… we need a break.. ill come back in the morning. but this is just too much for me right now. i […] -
Midnight mischief with night sight
Posted on March 28, 2010 | No CommentsI just found my night vision goggles and realized that i paid several hundred dollars for them and only used them once, so i’ve decided that late tonight im going […] -
Russians vs Mexicans on my lawn
Posted on March 27, 2010 | No CommentsI just told Russian Anna that i was mowing the lawn when she called and she says “oh, people still do that?”. When i said that grass continues to grow […] -
Ebay will make me go [morally] bankrupt
Posted on March 25, 2010 | No CommentsMoney is getting spent outta mah walletz like its some kind of fluid substance thatis always like “hey brotha, get me outta this walletz”, you feelin me? i’ve been having […] -
The invention of Land Sushi
Posted on March 23, 2010 | 1 CommentThis girl just said to me “why doesn’t anywhere [sic] have like ‘land sushi’? like i don’t like fish but sushi is good cuz its just really amazing cuts of […] -
Mac decisions
Posted on March 17, 2010 | No Commentsug. my awesome new 24inch Apple monitor needs a $150 adapter to hook up to my Macbook Pro… do i get it? or just go the extra $1,200 for a […] -
Time goes by: 2010
Posted on March 16, 2010 | No CommentsHoly shit… I just realized 1990 was 20 years ago already… mindfuck right? but i checked the math. it works out. I posted that on Facebook and Wheeler asked if […] -
Life imitates The Office
Posted on March 12, 2010 | No CommentsLife imitates art: a girl just told me “you’re so confusing Richard. you always say exactly what you’re thinking. what kind of weird head game is that?” – 1) being […] -
Lunchabullshit
Posted on March 10, 2010 | 1 Commentare you fucking kidding me Kraft Foods? i haven’t had a pizza Lunchables in at least 9 years so i pop one open for dinner after coming home late only […] -
You remind me of the babe
Posted on March 5, 2010 | 4 CommentsWhen I saw that a Facebook friend had changed her icon to the two main characters in Jim Hensons Labyrinth, I went in for an obvious comment thread starter…until SOMEONE […]