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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Announcements Archive
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I’m sorry to see you go but grateful for the time we had
Posted on June 23, 2015 | No CommentsDearest friend who deleted me on Facebook: While I think that choosing to no longer have me in your life or on hand in a mode of contact was a […] -
“You never _____ anymore” is for annoying children
Posted on May 16, 2015 | No CommentsA couple times when visiting with my nephews, they’ll at some point internalize that our playtime is the new industry standard and act neglected when I’m either busy with something […] -
Oh Hawaii. It’s been too long.
Posted on April 15, 2015 | No CommentsBRB U GUYS…. TROPICAL PARADISING… -
Why I just bought a $500 Apple Watch that I don’t even want
Posted on April 10, 2015 | No CommentsAfter the midnight pre-sales for Apple’s iteration of the latest trend of overpriced micro computers you can strap to your wrist went live, I dashed to make my order. Not […] -
Don’t Be A Fool This April (or any other month)
Posted on April 1, 2015 | No CommentsYou are weak, ugly, not good enough to achieve your goals, and you don’t deserve to be happy. You are a victim of circumstances and of society and the odds […] -
A Quick And Dirty 5 Point Guide to Arrogance-Shaming…
Posted on March 28, 2015 | No CommentsAs your patron saint of humility through my demeanor of satirical arrogance, I have unique insight into the motives and approaches of those around people who deputize themselves as enforcement […] -
Why St Patrick’s Day is the best non-gifting Holiday
Posted on March 17, 2015 | No CommentsI’m including Halloween as a gifting holiday cuz it is one despite not necessarily being thought of as such. The answer is the greenness. The End. -
How to know if someone has potential as a Talent
Posted on March 10, 2015 | No CommentsCasting talent in roles that are often not yet defined, or just casting talent in non-roles because I think they have potential has raised the interesting question of “how the […] -
Stop Double Booking
Posted on March 8, 2015 | No CommentsMake single commitments. Don’t commit to go ice skating and see a movie at the same time on the same day. It’s not a good idea. The whole 80s tv […] -
How to Not Murder Your Muscles
Posted on October 21, 2014 | No CommentsAs you all know, I have a bachelors degree in knowing-stuff and take it upon myself to give free lessons to you students of life because I’m generous with my […]