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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Blog Archive
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Why the hate for Man buns?
Posted on December 14, 2016 | No CommentsSerious question: Why are “Manbuns” a meme target of mocking at this moment in culture? Is it because of the pretentious dopes that usually sport them? Or is the scorn […] -
Protecting Slumber. Defender of Rest.
Posted on September 5, 2016 | No CommentsDutifully standing watch over a napping Aunt Nancy. Making sure caveman nephews don’t disturb. Yes I’m a hero. -
Asking the questions that matter at the airport
Posted on August 25, 2016 | No CommentsCheck-in attendant: sir do you have any questions? Me: yea, does my hair look stupid or am i good? -nearby group of girls laugh- Me: for real though, am I […] -
And then I woke up and suddenly was a full grown man
Posted on August 20, 2016 | No CommentsI wanted to say “full grown-ass man” but felt like it would be misread as a “a full grown ass-man” by too many and made the edit. But remember when […] -
Just Joking…
Posted on August 4, 2016 | No CommentsI’m pretty positive Suicide Squad is going to get my hate as far as a movie goes but that doesn’t mean I can’t lose it in a little digital Cosplay… […] -
Make today awesome so yesterday gets jealous
Posted on July 24, 2016 | No CommentsFeeling like life is pointless and your existence is so insignificant that your accomplishments lack satisfaction and your failures or stagnations feel like an overwhelming crushing pain that makes you […] -
Deuces Salute on this Day of Independence
Posted on July 7, 2016 | No CommentsI don’t even know what’s going on here. Was that a salute? Cuz that’s not what an American salute is. But then don’t the Boy Scouts do a 2 fingered […] -
That which doesn’t kill us…
Posted on July 2, 2016 | No CommentsAlways dust yourself off and get right back up again any time you have a discouraging experience. Just remember: “that which doesn’t kill us, only makes us hurt in the […] -
#Bedhead on point, motherfkker. I be teachin Rihanna or Beyoncé or whichever beautiful black woman sings "I woke up like this" how it's done, son.
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I put black Chinese goo on my face to make it more beautifuller
Posted on June 23, 2016 | No CommentsAn opportunity arose for me to put an asian beauty goop of unknown purpose on my face, so obviously I jumped at it without question since I’m tired of living as […]