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Recent Posts
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Blog Archive
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Meaningless online random picture thing confirms: I would have been a hot woman
Posted on June 15, 2016 | No CommentsI’m pretty positive this “what would you look like as the opposite gender” thing has no technology behind it besides assigning a random photo of another gender to the one […] -
Spam Flattery reminds me what a thirsty loser I am
Posted on June 6, 2016 | No CommentsSpam has a new tactic lately of complimenting its target and it must work tremendously because I’m one of the best humans alive with no needy inclinations or default desire […] -
When you get a prominent zit on your nose the day before national “red nose day”
Posted on May 21, 2016 | No CommentsActually, this image makes me look like a dingus cuz its barely visible, but the day prior it was some bright red Bozo shiz that hurt and got irritated when […] -
Wrong kinda party…
Posted on May 19, 2016 | No CommentsWhen she spills wine on the carpet and cleans it up with baking soda, but you walk in and get confused at what kind of a party this is… -
Just a king surveying his options in the valleys of his kingdom.
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Gas Gettin in the Irish Spirit
Posted on March 17, 2016 | No CommentsDamn diesel… When the other prices go red you go back at it again with the green, filling vans. #stpatricksday #damndaniel View this post on Instagram A post shared by […] -
Rest is for poor people and losers
Posted on March 7, 2016 | No CommentsWhen it’s 3am and you’ve been working 16 hours straight and those Monday deadlines just barely got done cuz you desperately don’t want to stress out the boss any further, […] -
When a girl you already swiped re-appears in your Tinder deck…
Posted on March 3, 2016 | 1 CommentWhen I see a girl on Tinder that I’ve already swiped before I always assume she’s re-appearing in my deck because she accidentally Nope’d me in what was immediately identified […] -
Summer dreamin… of damage, cancer & death
Posted on March 1, 2016 | No CommentsWhile the giant nuclear fire orb my planet circles was slow-roasting the flesh that lays over my skeleton today, I was thinking about how much everything I just said sucks… […] -
You feelin me bro? #calves
Posted on February 24, 2016 | No Comments