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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Blog Archive
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Hey will you fix my iPhone screen? Ok Nvm.
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No CommentsHey, do any of you losers happen to know of a way to get an iPhone screen fixed for cheap? Or can I just send you my phone (don’t open […] -
Credit Card system is stupid
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No Comments45 minutes on the phone with Capital One trying to get approved for a damn Walmart card to get that sweet 5% cash back necessary for the final leg of […] -
5 Memes I don’t Identify With (but are funny anyway)
Posted on April 30, 2021 | No CommentsRanked by most to least identifiable: Funny. But I don’t regularly speed. Especially not over 70. even when tempting on long open highways like this. 2- “On my way” back […] -
Airplane Junk Food Travel Snacks Guide
Posted on April 25, 2021 | No CommentsThe point of the travel-snack-pack list is to have an emergency menu of nourishment no matter what. If they serve poached pheasant on the plane or you can grab something […] -
Ring Pizza Customer Support blort glorp
Posted on April 20, 2021 | No CommentsThe Richardland Compound in North Hollywood has a Ring doorbell. I’m at Mumzy & Popsicles house operating from the Richardland Southern Command in Texas at the moment. The Ring bell […] -
Reminder: Butterfingers aren’t Butter flavored
Posted on March 13, 2021 | No CommentsI know you all know this, but I didn’t for most of my life… I only found out several years ago and still keep forgetting that the flavor in the […] -
Act happy, you miserable Losers
Posted on March 5, 2021 | No CommentsI dont even know what any of that means cuz only stupid people are truly just happy cuz theres not a lot going on in their head there. Smart people […] -
The tinder swipe I think about most
Posted on February 20, 2021 | No CommentsWas a girl who deleted me off the app in 2015 after I delayed an invitation to go to a theme park with her. It was probably Disneyland but I […] -
“We are all attractive” memes are mean lies to spread
Posted on February 9, 2021 | No CommentsUnpopular opinion: lying to people by telling them that just existing means they are attractive doesn’t help them improve and by all accountable observation shows, in most cases doesn’t even […] -
Nickelodeon’s Doug is 30 this year
Posted on January 30, 2021 | No CommentsDoug premiered in 1991 (a year that I was alive in) on Nickelodeon and people on the internet are noting that he is turning 30 years old this year. Except […]