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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Just doing some yard work while singing Frozen songs like a BOSS…
Posted on March 7, 2014 | No Comments“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” is a cliche I’ve known is true since a child but in adulthood its more like “if you […] -
Foam Parties are kindov disgusting/awesome
Posted on February 28, 2014 | No CommentsWho thought of combining a nightclub dance floor with a bubble bath, anyway? I have to say I appreciate the mashup in theory but i’m not so sure it comes […] -
Being funny will take you places
Posted on February 24, 2014 | No CommentsWhen you laugh your body creates dopamine and you feel good. Girls feeling good in your presence is a good way to make them want to be in it more […] -
I didn’t want to be your stupid Facebook friend anyway
Posted on February 22, 2014 | No CommentsWhen I meet someone in real life and then I see them online interacting on a mutual friends Facebook after me on a thread or in a way that otherwise […] -
Leggings are only “not pants” if you’re fat…
Posted on February 19, 2014 | 1 CommentY’all can try to shame girls wearing leggings as pants all you want, but the truth is that if they’re not overweight, they are the best possible pants a human […] -
Everything in California Sucks Except the Geography
Posted on February 11, 2014 | No CommentsCalifornia’s cities may be dirty, but the landscape is so purdy that it makes the crappy urban life seem fine. Success stays beyond your reaches, but have you seen our […] -
The BitchTrust Connundrum
Posted on February 7, 2014 | No CommentsWhen bitches say “trust no bitch”, are they including themselves? If so, then am I to assume they are lying about the trustworthiness of other bitches or just that its […] -
Genius Problemz: Brain Overloadz
Posted on February 6, 2014 | No CommentsYou don’t know the gift of the truth that is contained in the old phrase “ignorance is bliss” until you have a super brain that lives outside of those parameters. […] -
Don’t waste your time believing in anyone, ever
Posted on February 6, 2014 | No CommentsIf there’s one thing I’ve learned about how to deal with humans (other than their flesh is better pan-fried than baked), it’s that they can’t be trusted or relied on […] -
Chapped
Posted on February 3, 2014 | No CommentsI’m falling asleep & my lips are dry but my house is too huge for me to travel the distance to where my chap stick is . Do me a favor […]