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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Best Buy classifies my website as Porn :l
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12/12/12 – the end of day/month/year duplicates for my lifetime
Posted on December 12, 2012 | No CommentsWell folks… this was it. The last time in my lifetime and most of yours (cyborgs not included) that we will ever have a date where the month, year and […] -
When friends realize I’m terrible. or something.
Posted on December 11, 2012 | No CommentsSo I got the whole “you think yer so great, but lemme lay some reality on yew Mr Notsogreat: yor not so great at all!!!1” speech from a former friend […] -
Stuff about stuff: I know it.
Posted on December 8, 2012 | No CommentsQuote of the night by unnamed female contact: “I have a question for you. cuz you know stuff about stuff? Sooooo, [proceeds with setup to question]”. The question mark is […] -
An Open Letter
Posted on December 5, 2012 | No CommentsDear young madam behind the counter at Yorgurtland who let me “wash my hands” in the bathroom that had an “out of order” sign on it: I peed in the […] -
Cuz food is art in the 21st century for some reason
Posted on December 4, 2012 | No CommentsI feel like I don’t take enough pictures of my food, so I snapped this at a Menchies frozen yogurt in North Hollywood. I was gonna do Instagrammy stuff to […] -
“You dont even know me” [as a way of saying “you cant say what you just said”]
Posted on December 2, 2012 | No CommentsI first heard the “You can’t judge me” line in response to criticism of ones behavior on a talk show as a kid in the 90s and immediately knew it […] -
Too much for Craigslist?
Posted on November 29, 2012 | No CommentsMale recovering from a fever seeks attractive female to deliver soup and watch Disney movies from the security of a warm blanket in a dark room. Excellent opportunity to experience […] -
Confucius Knows
Posted on November 27, 2012 | No CommentsThe man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration. [Confucius] Had this quote on my mind today while being impenetrably […] -
I am thankful for…
Posted on November 22, 2012 | No CommentsI am thankful for there being a world with a human population because otherwise all of *this* awesomeness would just go out into the ether and never be shared with […]