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Just so you know…
Posted on November 14, 2012 | No CommentsSo I click over to my Facebook messages and it auto-displays your most recent interaction, which for me is a conversation with a chick in where I use the scientific […] -
It’s a different world in there…
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How I Sleep…
Posted on November 10, 2012 | No CommentsSee this image on Miss Ashley Pants’ blog to identify your sleeping position. I usually fall to right-before-sleep mode on my stomach but cant sleep that way so when im almost […] -
Dough for to play with nowz
Posted on November 9, 2012 | No CommentsJust got a sudden and overwhelming urge to play with (and smell, obviously) a large quantity of Playdough. I feel like I need to squish some immediately… seriously might get […] -
The world is my gym
Posted on November 9, 2012 | No CommentsPeople ask if I go to the gym or how much time I spend at the gym or what gym I go to, so here’s the answer: I’ve never worked […] -
Lets just get this one thing straight…
Posted on November 3, 2012 | No CommentsDear lady who was silently judging me at the grocery store: It just doesnt work that way :l … -
Voting Costs
Posted on November 2, 2012 | No CommentsI’m in Texas for about a week still so I had to have my absentee ballot overnighted back to California to make sure it arrives to get counted in time. […] -
There is nothing you can do to prepare yourself for when this sick beard grows in
Posted on November 2, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t tell anyone, but I totally cheated for this years No Shave November and have been cultivating this 5 day head start in order to rock the competition. I figured […] -
I really want to go Trick or Treating
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What Could Have Been
Posted on October 30, 2012 | No CommentsKnowledge of what could have been is a really annoying foresight to have and one of the biggest standard bearers for proving the phrase “ignorance is bliss”. Being aware of […]