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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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The Power of Pee
Posted on October 26, 2012 | No CommentsCaptains Log: I’ve found I can do 10% more pull-ups past my stop-point if I have to pee at the time. Note to self to do further experimentation on this […] -
My idea of a party
Posted on October 15, 2012 | No CommentsI don’t drink so i’m constantly like this at any social gathering: -
Blonding and funning
Posted on October 8, 2012 | No CommentsUnintentionally looking like Fry from Futurama? -
California is really hot (and its October)
Posted on October 5, 2012 | No CommentsThis 85 degree room feels more like 95, but doing sit&pushups in front of a fan = your sweat becomes an instant coolant. Take THAT, nature. Especially since sweat just […] -
To the Matt’s of the world…
Posted on October 4, 2012 | No CommentsGuardian-Angeled a stranger tonight… Walking out of a restaurant and the hostess is ending a conversation/awkward visit from a guy and the voice inflection, body language, facial expressions and tone […] -
Chick wing suspicions
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Metaphor-Monday: Lying
Posted on October 2, 2012 | No CommentsQuote of the night: “I took the lesson of Rosie O’Donnell in Harriet the Spy far too seriously about it being ok to tell a little white lie. My lies […] -
This new bathing suit has a Prudent Privacy Pube Protector
Posted on September 28, 2012 | No CommentsGenius invention: You know those stupid doily things they sell for chicks to put across the tops of their shirts to class up & cover up their cleavage? Its that, […] -
Mug Reminding Jack
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Apple Nightcap
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsThis is how I wind down after a long day. These little badboys were handed out to people waiting in line for the iPhone 5. Makes sense…