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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- Itâs way past time to retire the âthrew up in my mouthâ line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Business and Gayness
Posted on October 13, 2011 | No CommentsMy 92 year old grandma asked me about my latest business developments and I explained some of the new stuff i’m doing. then she asked if i was going to […] -
Goldfish Computing
Posted on October 8, 2011 | No CommentsThousands of dollars and I’m still waiting. This shouldnt be the case… No matter how much of an upgrade I invest into a new computer, I’m always waiting for it […] -
Bum wants drug money. not food.
Posted on September 28, 2011 | No CommentsIt took 40 minutes in line at the post office so when i came out and noticed i didnt take my GPS off the windshield OR lock my door, i […] -
Somewhere, Simba is ejaculating
Posted on September 24, 2011 | No CommentsI bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D. Listen, JTT: I […] -
My first call to Jury Duty
Posted on September 21, 2011 | No CommentsI have been picked for jury duty. The cold unforgiving hammer of justice is about to fall upon you, ye pathetic nail of crime who dares stick out in the […] -
Night Swimming
Posted on September 14, 2011 | No Comments“Looking through the water up at the full moon dancing through the distortion of the surface waves. As my line of vision pierces through land air and space. the tone […] -
Blocklist Friends
Posted on September 13, 2011 | No CommentsI never got an answer to this question so I’ll pose it here instead. The question is: is it a “spice of life” kind of thing to have a “friend” […] -
Fixing Computers: It’s a Trap!
Posted on September 13, 2011 | No CommentsTruth. -
Not Even Applebee’s wants to be my friend anymore
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI’m so obnoxious that I even turn off chain eateries :/ Wtf Applebees St Charles?? I thought we were tight đ UPDATE: Don’t be alarmed, Facebook users. Facebook DOES NOT […] -
Dear Perpetual Crybabies:
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI get it: sadness is safety. If you collapse into a fetal position over every tiny  thing you feel safer than if you’re in a good mood that you could […]