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Bright Night for a Dance Walk
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No Commentsits 3AM and the moon is lighting up the globe like a broadway stage so I have no choice but to grab my bamboo cane (slash coyotee fightin stick. cuz […] -
Messaging Strangers
Posted on September 9, 2011 | 1 CommentIt’s been awhile since I’ve had someone randomly IM me and find it outrageous that they identify themselves but today broke the record (and it appears this is just what […] -
Status Stealers
Posted on September 5, 2011 | No CommentsShit happens to me all the time. usually with funny things i say but one time i said i was talking to a girl who said something stupid and even […] -
Lake Again
Posted on August 26, 2011 | No CommentsMy Plan: “Lets go to lunch, see a movie and go out on the lake”. The plan mine was overruled with: “Lets go leech off my moms food at her […] -
Will i ain’t
Posted on August 18, 2011 | No CommentsIf you thought it might be a nice day to fly out of LAX today, you’ll probably want to get here a few days early. Lines for Security are worse […] -
Flies are up to something…
Posted on August 14, 2011 | No CommentsFlies are always rubbing their hands together cuz they’re plotting… what, I don’t know, but it’s clear they’re up to something… scheming little bastards. flies and girls in LA are […] -
“God damn it” isn’t using “the Lords name in vain”
Posted on August 13, 2011 | 4 CommentsNo one should ever get offended at the phrase “God damn it”, because it is not offensive. I sympathize with your sensitivity as there was a time when it hurt […] -
Impossible Eggs
Posted on August 12, 2011 | No CommentsJust ate 5 eggs and can confirm that Gaston from Beauty & the Beast is a god damn liar…being a muscular high-activity Frenchman with a strong metabolism or not – […] -
Self Exclamatory
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’m testing out the term “self exclamatory” as my new go-to phrase that doesn’t actually make sense. That phrase use to be calling someone a “chronological liar”, which means lying […] -
Exploiting Trolls for Financial and Personal Gain
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’ve mentioned before that my most popular posts are stomping on dumb things people say on the internetz, but never really explained why or my philosophy on when it is […]