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Recent Posts
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Between Showers
Thoughts Archive
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99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […] -
“It’s not a race”…
Posted on May 19, 2013 | No CommentsI never liked the term “race” when applied to humans. as if people with different ethnic features and skin tones are a different species or some shit. there is one […] -
The best thing to happen to Star Wars since Slave Leia
Posted on May 4, 2013 | No CommentsI don’t care what anyone says. “May the 4th be with you” is a Comedy 10 and Monday’s “Revenge of the 6th” followup easily breaks above 50% on the lolz-ometer. -
Patting is a universal recognition of “come to this spot”
Posted on February 13, 2013 | 1 CommentWhen you want someone to sit next to you, you would be a little childish and weird for patting the spot you’re inviting them to but everyone would know exactly […] -
Oh, Rock…you poor bastard
Posted on January 17, 2013 | No CommentsI feel bad for Rock, cuz if Scissors gets smashed or Paper gets cut up in battle, there is no shame in their defeat – but how does Rock go […] -
What Could Have Been
Posted on October 30, 2012 | No CommentsKnowledge of what could have been is a really annoying foresight to have and one of the biggest standard bearers for proving the phrase “ignorance is bliss”. Being aware of […] -
Foot Thoughts
Posted on July 8, 2012 | No Comments“I wonder what LeVar Burton is doing right now?” – me while getting pedicures with Wyatt after a business-breakfast today. Shortly afterward, he dozed off in the pedi-chair. I came […] -
Thought of the day
Posted on May 27, 2012 | No CommentsGood thing Apple products don’t get viruses, cuz there would be a lot of pilfered video of my dong out there from all the times I use my iPhone as […] -
No, Dogs don’t love you more than they love themselves
Posted on March 8, 2012 | 5 CommentsThis image is being reposted a lot on social networks and it’s super sweet and all, but its also not even close to being true… Dogs are pack animals. it’s […] -
The Death Star is Bullshit.
Posted on February 16, 2012 | 1 CommentHow does it supposedly travel from star system to system? shits got no propulsion anywhere. so, what? it has to be towed? a fleet of Star Destroyers hook up to […]