Is Winnie the Pooh & Company real? Pooh, Tigger, that emo fag Eeyore – are they really alive? or is Christopher Robin just a more fucked up version of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes?
Calvin is an energetic adventure seeker, so he pretends his stuffed animal is alive so he has someone to do stuff with – but Chris Robin doesn’t do shit besides say hello and have tea with Rabbit or whatever. While Calvin is creating snowman genocide and fighting killer space aliens that aren’t real, Christopher Robin is pretending there is a forest where a chronically depressed mule whines about his shitty life to a single mother kangaroo (lots of THOSE in the English woodlands), a gluttonous bear, spring loaded tiger and an anxiety riddled pig with Gary Coleman disease. who is the interesting and playful child and who is the basket case mental patient?
whats worse is that 80% of the adventures don’t even involve him, so if none of this universe is real, there is some serious shit going on with that kid.
Discuss…
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