Christmas cheer for the homeless. and feces.

TEKNORAT4U: Happy Kwanza!
richar900: stfu
TEKNORAT4U: Happy Kwanza!
richar900: stfu
TEKNORAT4U: Happy stfu!
richar900: Kwanza your….waaaait a minute
TEKNORAT4U: no I’m just bored
richar900: i’ll bored your mom. like a transatlantic luxury oceanliner. bitch..
TEKNORAT4U: give er one for me alfy!
richar900: gross. im not doing it more than once, sickass
TEKNORAT4U: damn
TEKNORAT4U: I bought a homeless guy a packet of cigarettes on the way home this morning.
TEKNORAT4U: being kind to people on Christmas gets you into heaven
richar900: who do you think you were being kind to? the bum for feeding his addiction? or your town for speeding up his painful death?
TEKNORAT4U: both
TEKNORAT4U: that’s the beauty
TEKNORAT4U: that’s why I always give like $20 to people who are clearly coming down off H
richar900: H? wtf is that? is that like the new X?
TEKNORAT4U: heroin
TEKNORAT4U: white shit you inject into your arm to get a small glimmer of enjoyment out of your pathetic miserable life
TEKNORAT4U: well not you
TEKNORAT4U: but some
richar900: uh. never heard of it. i think you made it up
TEKNORAT4U: totally
TEKNORAT4U: I make up lots of things
TEKNORAT4U: if I were a millionaire I’d pay people to call out my screen name during sex with their partners.
richar900: I’m broke and im so kick ass, people do that for me anyway. or so I’ve been told by angry lovers
TEKNORAT4U: yeah but you have the hot muscles and shit.
richar900: actually, my feces aren’t all that warm anymore. i dont know what it is, but i have trouble producing a good steamer these days. probably just a sign of me getting more awesome with age
TEKNORAT4U: actually that’s less awesome there is nothing awesome about shit that doesn’t steam
richar900: disagree. its a sign of ascending above mammalian limitations
TEKNORAT4U: pft
richar900: no, it sounds more like a *clunk*. like dropping a lead stone. really quite impressive
TEKNORAT4U: oh that is pretty cool
TEKNORAT4U: ever take photos of them and submit them to ratemypoo.com?
richar900: once. but it got so much traffic i crashed the site and they banned me. shitheads (pun?)
TEKNORAT4U: haha
richar900: stfu