No, Dogs don’t love you more than they love themselves

This image is being reposted a lot on social networks and it’s super sweet and all, but its also not even close to being true…

Dogs are pack animals. it’s in their DNA to be “loyal”. that pack mentality isn’t human (see: conscious) “loyalty”. and it certainly isn’t unconditional.

There isn’t a breed of dog that exists that wouldn’t bite your face off if you both were starving and went for the only food in sight.

Dogs, like every other thing on Earth, love themselves more than you. It’s fun to humanize them, I agree. and there’s nothing wrong with pretending (including via this image), as long as you’re aware of the reality. My pro-reality position shouldn’t make you think I’m anti-pretending at all. it’s just important that pretenders are aware of the truth.
Now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to go have a conversation with my cat. he understands me like no one else.

UPDATE: Ashley shows you what these dogs are actually thinking in each panel:

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