Ebay will make me go [morally] bankrupt

ebay spendingMoney is getting spent outta mah walletz like its some kind of fluid substance thatis always like “hey brotha, get me outta this walletz”, you feelin me?

i’ve been having an ebay kick these last few weeks. sometimes buying things i dont need just so the other bidders wont fkking get it. kinda like how kids are with toys. you know, the whole “i dont want it until you’re playing with it” syndrome?

i wonder if girls are the same way? like if i just start playing with my dong in front of them, they’ll feel like they’re missing out and take it from me? hmm. im gonna grab a trench coat and go do an experiment at the bus stop. or middle school. whichever comes first.
bbl with my new gf!!

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