Food survey…

when you’re eating food and you pretend that it’s alive, what is the ratio of how often you pretend the food *wants* to be eaten and the remaining are scrambling to get to your mouth like the last chopper out of Nam and how often do they *not want* to be eaten and they’re running away from you in horrific panic like a Godzilla movie? discuss…

Most of you will say the food doesn’t want to be eaten, right?

that was my first inclination also but realized that i do the reverse sometimes too. its an interesting mixup cuz instead of just horror and chaos, the food really brings out its personality as they band together to get out, make alliances, betray their own families, rage in jealousy, etc…

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