Gay Sugar Daddies are a Scam

Where the hell are all the gay sugar daddies that dont expect you to touch their dicks?? only one out of like 14 los angeles whores with sugar daddies ive known has ever done anything sexual with her old man benefactor but i know of no gay equivalent (ie: some guy who will just buy gifts and pay for shit without making the gift receiver a receiver of other things). DOUBLE STANDARD. SEXISM. NOT FAIR. I deserve presents without having to sit through a “let me just blow you one time and see how you like it, c’monnnnnnn” speech that ends in them getting angry that their argument didn’t win me over. I thought Obamas America was gonna change this?? so much for hope & change. GAWD.

NO. dont let the terrorists win! i will fight till my last breathe for my right to get my bills paid and receive expensive goodies from gentlemen who are attracted to me and have only my time and plutonic companionship be all that is expected in return in addition to the respectful but present false hope that one day they will crack the code and maybe a quick handy-j or something after a REALLY exciting gift. cuz thats how its SUPPOSED to work and it is not fair that smart, funny, charismatic and attractive men like us are discriminated against while every worthless bag of plastic filled with a combination of pink slime and body glitter with the IQ of plant life gets everything imaginable billed to Daddy FuckBucks without even letting him gently cup the breast implants HE paid for.

RESIST, my brothers!
what do we want? “SEX FREE SUGAR DADDY BENEFITS” – when do we want it?? “NOW”!

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