Have you ever thought about how weird the word “shampoo” is?

You’re about to.

Shampoo. Sham poo? Champuuu? Bro. wtf is this word?

According to WikiShampoodia: It entered the English language by way of India, dating to 1762 and was derived from Hindi ch?mpo which itself derived from the Sanskrit root chapati, which meant “to press, knead, or soothe”.

You’re welcome.