Have you seen my YELLOW GLASSES!?

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The above pictures feature my yellow “happy” glasses I once dawned until I stupidly lost, broke, and then lost (a new pair) again. -In my arrogance, the fates have punished me to roam the earth sad and depressed without them. -These things should be everywhere, and through some demented course of destiny are now impossible to find.

They exist on Oahu Hawaii at least I know. -Perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever done in my entire life was to pass up a pair of the EXACT same looking ones that were $2.00. Two frickin measly American dollars, and I didn’t even get them for security, because for some God awful reason, I thought I already had the perfect pair.

Which Reminds me -Don’t be fooled! -many similar pairs exist in this world, but look closely at the pictures for the right frame and shade of lense…

If YOU see these yellow tinted wide lensed black framed glasses, please Mail Me and I will happily reimburse you for their cost.

These things should be $10.00 at the very MOST – should be at every Mini-Mart and thrift store you can think of – but they’re not. Not in Missouri. Not in California. Not in Hawaii. -Maybe they are where you live?? Even if you think they aren’t – please check. For the love of God please check…

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