After my business there was done with, I was escaping North Hollywood today when I passed this glittering gem of collosal idiocy and immediately pulled into the nearest turn so I could turn around, pull over and take a picture…of this…
Yes, that would be HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAUDIA I LUV U !!! written on the side of a building (in blue) by “Smurf”…. 
What. the hell. kind of low-rent trash, thinks this is awesome? I’m going to assume that Claudia was thrilled with Smurf’s gesture of affection.
Too poor to afford flowers ($ < cost of stray can)? not intelligent enough to express your words in writing? think paper be so passe? Smurf’s gotch yo back y’all! Just spray your birthday gesture on the side of someone elses property and you won’t be able to keep them bitches AWF a yu, yo.
If you’re so hard gangsta that you adopt an 80s childrens cartoon as your pseudonym, then you must – MUST – express your “luv” via poorly executed, unartistic vandalism via the unique and original medium of spray paint.
Dude’s such a pimp, I bet he Smurfed tha SMURFS outta that bitch.
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