How to bag a chick in your class

AzureCuzYeah: fucking bitches
AzureCuzYeah: they are so fucking sneaky
richar900: but they taste great with lemon sauce.
AzureCuzYeah: i was talking to this bitch on the phone
AzureCuzYeah: and she said my name like 10 times in the conversation
AzureCuzYeah: so i was like fuck it i am ending the conversation
AzureCuzYeah: go think about me some more
AzureCuzYeah: i said that in my head
richar900: not sure i compute
AzureCuzYeah: i am trying to be strategic with this chick
AzureCuzYeah: i never tried to pick up a chick in my class before
AzureCuzYeah: its new to me
AzureCuzYeah: at a party its like
AzureCuzYeah: boom get your work done in a hour
AzureCuzYeah: i have been working on this girl for like 2 weeks now. i see fucking success but its a pain in the ass. and i am not sure what the fuck else to do with this girl
AzureCuzYeah: driving me crazy
AzureCuzYeah: i cant just be like
AzureCuzYeah: ok blow me now
AzureCuzYeah: not a party
richar900: why is saying your name bad
richar900: other than annoying
AzureCuzYeah: its not
AzureCuzYeah: its a good thing
AzureCuzYeah: but from there its like
AzureCuzYeah: what else do i do. after i got her attention
AzureCuzYeah: and me in her head
AzureCuzYeah: not sure where else to go
richar900: ignore the crap out of her till you’re at a place you can bang her and then be all “heyyyyyyy!”
AzureCuzYeah: ignore when. in class?
AzureCuzYeah: dont say anything?
AzureCuzYeah: thats when i see her. thats it
AzureCuzYeah: its different. i mean i might have to try it
AzureCuzYeah: i dont know if i can ignore completely
AzureCuzYeah: but a big percentage
richar900: just talk as little as possible but be friendly about it. like youd loooove to chat if ONLY she was a little more interesting – so keep tryin kiddo. and maybe you’ll get a little more attention.
AzureCuzYeah: right
richar900: and be like — hey babe how ya — hold on *takes a call from a hot chick and stays with it for a minute though gets off earlier than it appears the girl on the other end wants you to* — sorry bout that – so anyway – oop. class is starting. catch ur sweet ass later babe *slap her butt & shoot her a wink*
richar900: trust me. chicks love that
AzureCuzYeah: haha