Just punched a hawk in the face. Heard chickens freaking out and banging the window cove for cover, looked out and a snowy gray speckled bird with claws was dive bombing it. ran outside and gave it a blast to the drumstick. it trash talked me from a nearby tree till i acted like i was gonna go climb it and whup its ass and the punk flew away. BITCH.
The hawk had no idea what it was doing. it was barely bigger than the chicken and kept having to jump back up in the air for repeat attempts. what a loser.
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