I forgot to put on pants today…….. and thats not a joke. I just got back from the grocery store and a couple other errands and didnt realize/remember till the frozen foods section that the “shorts” i was wearing are actually long fitting boxers with a giant wiener opening that has no button, so unless you walk like you have a potato chip in your butt that you’re trying not to break, you’re flashin dong to e’rrybody out here. thankfully i made it home without getting arrested.
At least i know why the cartoonishly cleavage showing cougar and the effeminate stock boy were smiling at me so big. i thought they were just being overly friendly. i guess they thought the same about me…
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