Awkwarrrrrrd…
Girl [talking about a mutual friend who recently moved from LA to San Fran and has had at least 3 facial cosmetic surgeries]: “I miss her face”
Me: “i know right? she looks like a Barbie doll that was left in the sun too long now. all melty shiny plastic”.
ya… she was talking about the move.. not the surgery. oops!
After thinking about it “i miss YOUR face” sounds semifamiliar but not “i miss [someone elses] face”. that sounds weird… I also found out on Facebook that saying “Bible” to mean “seriously” or “I swear the following is true” is a thing now, started in part or in full by the Kardashian prostitutes. I have never heard someone say Bible like that in the wild yet. maybe it hasnt hit the west yet. a lot of things like that start east and stay there. celly (cell phone) and jelly (jealous) still make me giggle only cuz no one says them in California. theyre east-creations that have a low export rate.
This chick with the face really is a trainwreck though. She started getting Botox and then going under the knife because she got increasingly paranoid at not being invited to go party with gross rich dudes in VIP booths at clubs. She’s one of these attention whores who spends a day matching hair, makeup jewelry and outfit to go out with the girls for the SOLE PURPOSE of waiting to get spotted by a Money or a Money’s lacky and pointed at, “that one” style, to be invited back into the establishments private areas rented out by said Money for purpose of impressing hot sluts with a few $K in booze, coke and maybe some jewelry. Once this girl went out and didnt get picked, she had a major meltdown in life and took it out on her face.
And why’d she move to San Francisco? Because of a sweet modeling gig (like those exist up there)? More likely a girl like that would move from LA to San Fran because some Silicon Valley Sugar Daddy wants to put his Daddy Sugar in her Silicon Valley and is willing to pay a few months rent to keep her close by. But that’s still not it… Get this ladies and gents: she headed north… because there’s more desperate old people and less hot young bitches to compete with. Shittith, you nottith. Bonus SadLulz: She’s under 25 years old.
I tried to knock sense into her when she was in LA, but she just wouldn’t listen…
I don’t kick em while they’re down. I just kinda step over em…
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