“I wanna keep my hair JUST like this… hello?”

10:47pm Lauren

hey honey

10:50pm Richard

i was just thinking of you

maybe cuz i was naked. but more probably cuz i got out of the shower and was like ba-damnDAMN – i heart my hair.

[EDITORS NOTE: because Lauren cuts my hair]

and then i was gonna take a picture to show you next time so i can keep it like this forever. or awhile

cuz the roots have inched in JUST enough to where the length is still good but its like aww ya wikka wut wut BAM. kno wut im sayin boo?

[5 MINUTE TIME LAPSE]…………………………..

10:56pmRichard

i’ll take that as a no. no you do not know what i am saying boo…. alright… ill just. um… go make some bagel bites then…..myea… alright…
*awkward exit*