I answered a stranger named “big al” on myspace whether I actually hit the girl in the Is Violence Against Women Funny? video and recieved this curious response (you have to read bottom to top):
I responded asking why I would want to show my ass in Tennessee (or any other state for that matter). I clicked over to see who exactly this person afraid of seeing my ass was and saw just how cool he actually is…
Clearly this young man is a force to be reckoned with. Not only does he look good at his cousins wedding (lol), play in the rain (lol) and have a friend who is “the shit” (that too is funniez! ha ha!), but he finally got insurance (yay! if i don’t show you my ass can i havs a ride????) and he is a Pimp – as evidenced by the Microsoft Paint addition to that awesome picture of him doing his impression of Uncle Sam in a really bright bowling alley, dated 2 years ago. We know he is the one who is the pimp and not the other people in the picture because there is an arrow clearly pointing to him, and what can i say the letters don’t lie. Indeed they are honest (though some punctuation would have made it less confusing) but that doesn’t mean they have to make any damn sense, as shown by the caption under that sexahh azz boday saying “i guess better i can bench my body weight finally”.
He’s also an accomplished athlete. This is his current main picture if you couldn’t make it out from the conversation screenshot:
Well, one thing is for sure: This is one boy class 5 that will always have a first place in my heart.
I leave you only with this picture of big al. I think the caption says it all…
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