Hanging out in the upper level VIP hot tub and watching these two dudes down in the larger commoners-tub sitting across from two cute (but not Richard-cute) girls, stealing glances and awkwardly shifting, clearly wanting something to happen. Good lookin fellas. the chicks were totally in their league. Poor guys were just hopelessly shy.
I jump in and strike conversation with the 4 of them and then leave once the balls rolling. You’re WELCOME, boys…
Course, by the looks of it, they probably effed it up after I left, but hopefully I got them laid. I can only provide the tools and supplies though. What they create is up to the gift receiver.
This good deed should make up for at least half of the midgets buried under my front step.
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