Installing Richard into your Life will void your warrenty

“I feel like dating you would void my warranty as a human being. which isn’t necessary bad – i mean, sometimes you have to do that to improve something – but it’d definitely be a hack. like jailbreaking your iphone. except the iphone is your life n stuff, ya know?”

— some girl (whom I’m not even trying to date, btw) just volunteered this thought about me. lol.

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