Dude: Dude…you need to shave.
Me: Ya, I was going to but then I didn’t feel like it.
Dude: I’m going to come over there and slather your beard with Nair and wipe it off.
Me: Inappropriate. My face is not a butthole.
Dude: People don’t Nair buttholes…I don’t think…I’m going to Google that now.
Me: You’re Googling to find out whether people Nair their buttholes?
Dude: duh
Me: I wanna see a printout of your search history
Dude: ummm. a picture of Jonathan Lipnicki came up…
Me: Jonathan Lipnicki comes up on a search for Nairing your butthole?
Dude: yyyyup…
and there you have it… something.
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