Just so you know…

So I click over to my Facebook messages and it auto-displays your most recent interaction, which for me is a conversation with a chick in where I use the scientific term for baby batter: “semen”. Except I now see that I accidentally used the word that means “a gentleman of the Navy”, “seamen”. So… I just want ch’yall to know what you’re dealing with here, is all… I’m the guy who uses words like “semen” in my private messages with females and spells it wrong. I’m *that* guy… That’s who *I* am…