This kale shake [with flax seed oil and hemp protein powder] i just made is so bad without bananas that i literally have to go buy some right now…
Lyyyyke. wtf uguyz?? I’ve got stuff to do. naps to take. pools to swim. and im out fkkn buying bananas to make this green slop as delicious as its intended to be? friggin ridiculous. These are the kinds of stories i’ll be telling my grandchildren about the hardships of my day before the New Empire instated banana delivery to every home.
UPDATE: Fkkn #Winning, yo. wat. you think u GOT me cuz yo kale no good without bananas? think ima just give up cuz i aint got nun? nah dawg. I just go to tha mothafkkn STORE. #realtalk. believe it…
Can’t keep me down. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
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