Too much time at the beach has bummified me something fierce. I was at my beach apartment for 2 weeks and usually get hella work done just as if i were in any other location, but not this time. This time it was like i unintentionally paused all things productive and then just rejoined society like, yesterday. i have no idea what happened. its hard to trace exactly what i even did in that time frame.
The physical ramifications of this have leaked outward. my hair is moppy and is filling my head so fast that its poking out the bottom through my jaw line and neck.
several days after the above photo, and it hasnt gone away. I’m not sure what else to do besides watch more Cartoon Network and double my daily nap dosage to 4.
Jon Gatto describes this picture, sadly accurately:
you look like a freelance hippie bum. What did you just roll out of broke? Fighting with your razor the comb and the scissors that stole your sleeves? I didnt also realize Hawaii had 2 national flags but Im glad to see you stuck the American flag in the middle. This looks like an anti Uncle Sam poster. “He doesnt want…..ME”
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