GPS decides to be a bitch and pretend its unable to find a signal for the duration of my errands in the Valley? aint no thang. never mind that i cant even find my way to my mailbox without its direction – i fkkn navigated the garbage filled trenches of that stinkhole like a BOSS. and i hope i never have to ever, ever, ever, ever again….
I was like Tom Hanks in Castaway except with a thousand Wilsons and instead of no other people around, it was just no other people who spoke English.
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