ONLY flirting with the jailbait in the resorts private hot tubs to demonstrate for my 18 year old nephew the basics of how to mack it tew ah ladeh (for SCIENCE) with a 3 step guideline that I just made up while putting him through the post-game “now see what I did there?” lesson. — Remind me with enough Likes or something and I’ll put out a series of self-help books on tape to supplement a national speaking tour (or at least do a blog on it so that it can help others. cuz i’m into that and that’s why chicks like me n shit)
Mack Lessons from Uncle Rich
Posted in: Adventures
– June 18, 2013
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