I posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the word “unattainable”. This was disappointing to me as I thought it was clear by my correct spelling of “unattainable” that I was making a phonetic pun, but understandably the inclusion of my nipples was probably a blinding distraction, forcing the reader into a tizzy of confusion and fluster of emotions they don’t know how to deal with.
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