Meth makes you look good

Ashley: So im watching this intervention episode about this really hot meth addict girl. she would look kinda like megan fox if she was brunette instead. Oh and theres her sugar daddy hubby who’s bald, talks like brokeback mountain heath ledger, has a kid w her but lets her cheat on him. the abs worst part that makes me feel awful? I thought she was way superhotter when she was a methmonster than after she got clean. youd totally agree… 3:03 PM
Ashley: Oh it was an ep called “erin” not sure which ep number. Its on demand 2:03 PM
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Me: should be able to track it with that. 2:55 PM
Ashley: Oh do. Try to disagree w me. Just try 3:09 PM
Me: i read that in wicked witch of the west (WWotW?) voice 3:44 PM
Ashley: As well you should! 3:52 PM

Me: i fast forwarded beginning to end. Sure enough: Meth Erin is way better than blanklook boxierfaced Erin 4:55 PM
Ashley: Right? Normally the meth death look is supposed to include face sores and bad hair. I bet she prob addressed that somewhere “sure its nice to be clean but sometimes i kinda miss how hot i Was on the crystldiet~!!!” but they of course left it out. . . 5:00 PM
Me: ya, wtf? i feel like all those ads that make it looks like CancerAids are lies now. Meth is the new Botox according to Intervention. 5:04 PM
Ashley: Haha. Much like Pluto, Zodiac and Brontosauras they were mistaken. Next xmas its totally meth barbie. complete w pipes lighter and foil~!! 5:08 PM