I just found my night vision goggles and realized that i paid several hundred dollars for them and only used them once, so i’ve decided that late tonight im going to dress in ninja garb and explore the gated property of the architects mansion down the street. will report back with details.
UPDATE: just ninja-slapped a mosquito in the air while gearing up in night-garb for some midnight mischief. it survived and lay stunned, twitching on my bathroom counter. i picked it up and held it close to my face so i may peer into its soul and softly say to it “know that you have you failed and you are a disgrace to your people” before i tossed it in the sink, spit on it and sent it to a death in my pipe system…. and now… i take my goggles.. and ride… *batman exit*
UPDATE: so the property is pretty cool. its an all concrete house. very not practical in its layout. ill google earth it tomorrow and see if there are any good shots. i also heard lots of coyotes so i carried a “stick” (a bamboo charlie chaplin cane from my room) to wup some ass if a pack felt lucky and wanted to start some shit. can you imagine if i ran into a flood light and got caught/seen though? all black, night goggles and a 1920s style fashion cane…
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