My 8th Grade Class Picture

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“I know: lets schedule picture day on a gym day. you know. so everyones random gold shirts popping through can add some character to it”.

That is NY Johnny 3rd in on the left, whom I don’t quite remember being so “young Superman” at that point? gosh, i wanna have him mow my lawn and coyly offer him a lemonade and he’s only 12ish?

Speaking of gay: I remember being disappointed in this picture cuz I just cant win. the previous year I was turned into the dude in front of me too much and barely smiling so I turned outright and flashed some tooth…
Results? A new Transformer named Fagatron. It was around that point that I realized the world isn’t Richardland and that my self image in my head usually does not have any relation to how I am actually presenting myself in real life.

Here, I’ll let this dude illustrate what I’m talkin boutz:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

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