I have been picked for jury duty. The cold unforgiving hammer of justice is about to fall upon you, ye pathetic nail of crime who dares stick out in the wood of our society. I will serve fairness like a head waiter in a restaurant of justice. Today’s special? TRUTH.
UPDATE: I have been selected for the jury but not cross examined by the defense lawyers yet so I haven’t been sworn in yet. need to report back at 9:30AM tomorrow.
UPDATE: I can’t find my car key… I blame Jimmy Bussey. he’s the only other person I’ve known (before moving to California at least) to just carry around ONE key with not chain, let alone a green plastic stretchy thing to twirl around the rest of the keys and trinkets on. oy…
UPDATE: Called courtroom. I don’t have to report in till later. still no key though.
UPDATE: I have been excused from serving. 1 hour later my car key was found underneath the car. I thought I checked there. actually, I know I checked there cuz I got my knees dirty looking, but somehow looked exactly past and over it. stupid.
im such an awesome citizen that im fighting the urge to call back and ask them to rescind my dismissal cuz i feel like i cheated the government by getting out through a loophole 🙁
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