Welp, I was just mistaken for being Latino and/or Spanish speaking for the first time as this girl with bedazzled swirls on the ass of her jeans just hit on me at McDonalds…
At least I’m assuming she was hitting on me since she was smiling, touched my arm and her sentence ended in “Papi”. My espanol is super rusty so I had a hard time communicating that she had a pretty face but a behind too huge for me to find attractive. Oh, and also: that I don’t speak Spanish…. (something something, cara bonita perro tu ass peligro grande, lo siento, bedazzle-ismo Taco Bell?)
The stereotype is that minorities all look alike, right? So makes sense to me. Now if I can follow being mistaken for Latino with being mistaken for an African American (possible with the frequency i’m in the sun) my ethnic ambiguity will be complete!
Whats that old saying? “Once you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Jamal”?
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