New Word: A “Plutonic” Relationship

In honor of the celestial mass, Pluto being downgraded from a “planet” to a “not a planet” (technical term), I’ve come up with a new word: “Plutonic”, as in a “Plutonic relationship”.

The word “platonic”, colloquially, means non-sexual, like Plato’s love of knowledge or whatever.

Now Plutonic will mean distanced, cold, small and unimportant.

So to reveiw: A platonic relationship is one where you’re not romantically involved, but a Plutonic relationship is one where the other person is just kindov “there” orbiting you at a distance away from the action.

UPDATE: Turns out Plutonic is already a word. some crap to do with rocks. thats okay. this new definition still qualifies it as a “new word”.