No excuse for Drunks. Poems are not hard.

Seeing this posted on Facebook did not make me react with the intended chuckle but rather, indignant outrage at the lack of effort the implied author-intoxicada is displaying in this…

I get the joke and everything and yet as a performer I’m still kindov disgusted with the author for not being able to do anything with just simple material. I mean, come on.

*Sets timer*

Roses are Red, but not red as Wine.
With a frame like that,
I think you look fine.
I’ll start out RedBoxing Dreamworks’ The Croods
You finish by sending a gig of your n00dz.
Yes, roses are red,
so now get in my bed.
My jokes might be dopey or a little bit cheesy
but a poems’ a poem and this shit was easy

^Under 1 minute and still a better love story than Twilight.

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