No One Recycles in Texas

Dammit neighbors… NONE of you have anything to recycle?? I missed last weeks recycle day and planned to cuckold someone elses bin with my excess water bottles and pizza boxes but no one had their shit out last night and no one has it out this morning yet. come ON!

btw: a “cuckold” is a man with an unfaithful wife who is unknowingly raising the baby of the dude she was unfaithful with. The word comes from the cuckoo which gets out of nurturing its babies by laying eggs in other birds’ nests.

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