My aunt, uncle and cousin Craig from Austin are over here at my parents house for the weekend and my dad cooked breakfast containing the slop yolk garbage that results from undercooking eggs. My aunt remarks every time watery eggs are served that she grew up eating them that way and called them “gravy eggs”.
I’m so furious at the concept of “gravy eggs” that I’m going to completely ignore that I’ve heard that story 900 times and focus full attention on how evil undercooked eggs are.
Eggs should have dust puff off of them, they should be so dry.
Gravy eggs? Gravy… fkking eggs?
Don’t even talk to me right now….
UPDATE: a month after this post I was pleased to have randomly run across NoRunnyEggs.com
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