i stole some lemons from the neighbors yard in my ninja garb and it was so dark out that i leaned my face RIGHT into a freakin branch. its very painful and both eyes are crying and my nose is all snotted up (um, how is that helping, body?).
i walk in and get a weird ass phone call from psycho girl #2 where she flips out and hangs up on me. even though i’m tearing cuz of an eye injury and not “crying” cuz of emotion, it still feels icky after that.
bitch struck JUST at the right time. someone comfort me ;(
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